Two hillbillys are sitting on the porch in rocking chairs

Two hillbillys are sitting on the porch in rocking chairs.

The 1st hillbilly says "I'M BORED'.... So the second hillbilly says.. "I'll tell you whut....I'm gonna think of something... but I'm not gonna tell you what I'm thinkin...and then you get to ask me Three questions... then after three questions....you gotta guess what I'm thinkin'...."... read more

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