So a 1024MB Memory Card walks into a bar..

So a 1024MB Memory Card walks into a bar...

The Memory Card spots a piano, sits down at it and starts playing some incredible music.After a number of songs, mostly original, the Memory Card gets up and the bar goes wild with cheers and applause.The bar owner was incredibly impressed and runs up to the Memory Card and says, "Bu... read more

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I have a Photographic memory.

I have a Photographic memory.

Unfortunately it's digital and it didn't come with a memory card.

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A melancholy-looking man walked into a bar wearing a backpack...

A melancholy-looking man walked into a bar wearing a backpack...

He sat down at the bar and asked the bartender for a drink. Meanwhile, he took a tiny man and a tiny grand piano out of his backpack. He set the man and the piano on the bar top, and the tiny man began to play.“That’s incredible!” The bartender said, holding the man’s drink. “Where did you g... read more

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Poker.

Poker.

So this kid he walks into the bar and he see's his grandma and grandpa having sex.

Kid: "Hey grandpa, what are you doing to grandma."

Grandpa: "Well, I'm playing poker and here you're grandma is my wild card.

Two days later, he walked into his mom and dad having sex, he forgot by now.

Kid: "Hey daddy, what are you doing to mommy"

Dad: "Well, I'm playing poker and you're mom is my wild card."

Later on that night he was in the shower.

His mom heard so banging so she wondered what he was doing.

Mom: "What are you doing?"

Kid: "I'm playing poker"

Mom: "Who's you're wild card"

Kid: "You don't need a wild card if you got a good hand."

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Little Johnny walked in on his parents doing it.

Little Johnny walked in on his parents doing it. "What are you doing" he asked. The father quickly replied, "Oh, I'm playing cards. Your mother is my wild card." "Oh, ok" Johnny replied. The next day, Johnny walks in to a room to find his father masturbating. He says, "What are you doing". "Oh playing cards again" the father replied. "But wheres your wild card" Johnny asked. His father looks at him seriously and says, "Son, you don't need a wild card if you have a good hand"

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Gay Poker...

Gay Poker...

A new card game. Where Queens are wild and straights don't count.

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Little Timmy went into his grandparent's bedroom.

Little Timmy went into his grandparent's bedroom.

He found his grandpa and grandma half-naked, fooling around in bed.

He asked his grandpa what they are doing.

Grandpa said: "Your grandma is my wild card"

Little Timmy left the room confused, so he entered his parent's bedroom and found mommy and daddy half-naked, fooling around in bed.

He asked his father what they are doing.

Dad said: "Your mom is my wild card"

Little Timmy became even more confused, so he entered his older brother's bedroom and found him playing cards.

Little Timmy asked his older brother: "Who is your wild card?"

The brother replied: "You don't need a wild card, if you have a good hand!"

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