(My first joke)A cat kept taking a pee on the steps to my porch So i call my father-in-law and ask him how to get rid of it,

(My first joke)A cat kept taking a pee on the steps to my porch. So i call my father-in-law and ask him how to get rid of it,.

He says "dig a 2 foot deep hole, fill it half way with ash. Get a can of pees and put some around the freshly dug hole. When the cat comes to take a pee, kick it in the ash-hole"Go easy on me i loled when i was told this a few years back.

How to catch an elephant.

Dig a big hole

Fill it with ashes

Sprinkle peas on top

When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Holmes, someone has put miracle grow on this freshly dug grave.

The plot thickens, my dear Watson.

How to catch a bear.

First, you dig a big hole in the ground out in the woods and you fill it to the top with ash.

Second, place fresh peas all around the hole.

Then when the bear comes up to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole.

How do you capture an elephant?.

You dig up a hole, put ashes in it and surround the hole with peanuts. Then, you kick him in the ash hole.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?.

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

How do you catch an elephant?.

You dig a pit, fill it with ash, and surround it with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, you sneak up behind him and kick him in the ash hole.