An elderly couple is arguing about which one of them has the worst memory

An elderly couple is arguing about which one of them has the worst memory.

An elderly couple is arguing about which one of them has the worst memory. \- You have the worst memory - says the wife.\- No, you forget everything all the time! - says the husband.\- Well, test me, and I'll show you my memory is as good a new - challenges the wife.\... read more

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