[NSFW] [Long] A man is sitting on his front porch when he notices two guys walking down the street holding duct tape

[NSFW] [Long] A man is sitting on his front porch when he notices two guys walking down the street holding duct tape.

He calls out to the men, "Hey what are you doing with that duct tape?" They respond, "Catching ducks." The old man rolls his eyes thinking there is no way they will catch anything. Later that afternoon the two men come by again with a couple of ducks.The next day the old man sees the two guy... read more

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A boy holding duct tape walks by an old man on a bench.

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The old man says, "what're you doing with that duct tape?" The boy replies saying, "I'm going to go catch some ducks." The old man says, "you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Sure enough, the boys comes back later holding a bunch of ducks wrapped in duct tape.The next day the boy passes th... read more

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#173: A little boy goes walking by the old man’s house carrying a roll of duct tape.

#173: A little boy goes walking by the old man’s house carrying a roll of duct tape.

The old man hollers from his porch, “Hey, young man! Where you walking to with that duct tape?”The boy responds, “I’m gonna catch me some ducks!”The old man laughs and yells back, “Boy, don’t you know you can’t catch ducks with duct tape?”The little boy just smiles, waves, an... read more

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An old man is sitting on his porch...

An old man is sitting on his porch...

And sees two younger boys walking by with cat tails under their arms

Curious the old man asked where they were going with the cat tails.

"We are going to catch some cats"

"You can't catch cats with cat tails that's not going to work" says the older man.

And the kids go on their way. About an hour later the boys walk by the old mans house with a bunch of cats under their arms

The next day the same 2 boys are walking by with duct tape under their arms and the older man asks again what they are doin.

"We are going to catch some ducks"

"You can't catch ducks with duct tape boys that's not going to work" says the older man.

And the kids go on their way. About 2 hours go by and sure enough the kids walk by the old mans house with ducks under their arms.

The next day the old mans sees the same 2 boys carrying a plant under each arm, the older man stands up and asked what they had this Time.

"These are pussywillows"

The old man then stands up "I'll go get my hat."

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