Want to hear a memory joke?

Want to hear a memory joke?.

Great! Remind me in fifteen minutes and I’ll tell you.

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What's the difference between a ripe and a rotten avocado?.

What's the difference between a ripe and a rotten avocado?.

About fifteen minutes.^Motherfuckers...

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When I was born I was given a choice between a big dick and a good memory.

When I was born I was given a choice between a big dick and a good memory.

I’ll never forget that moment

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Two statues.

Two statues.

bushes shake and the genie hears giggling coming from the bushes.

Fifteen minutes later the two statues come out of the bushes holding hands and smiling.

"Why have you come out so soon?" the genie said, "you still have fifteen more minutes."

The two statues look at eachother.

"Shall we do it again?" said the man to the woman.

"Okay," says the woman, "but this time you pin down the squirrel and I'll shit on it's face."

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God Blessed Me...

God Blessed Me...

With two great traits. The first being a great memory and the second I don't remember.

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Three men are driving in a car when it breaks down on an abandoned road.

Three men are driving in a car when it breaks down on an abandoned road.

is sleep or the animals, so the three men go to sleep in the barn with all the animals.

Fifteen minutes later, the Hindu man bangs on the farmer's door and asks if he can sleep on the floor of his room, because he cannot sleep with sacred cows next to him. The farmer says it's OK and lets him in.

In another fifteen minutes, the Jewish man bangs on the farmer's door and asks if he can sleep on the floor of his room, because he cannot sleep with pigs next to him, and the farmer says this is OK. Now only the Polish man is outside.

Fifteen minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door, and by this time is very annoyed. He opens it, and there stand the cows and the pigs.

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If a girl says she'll be done in 5 minutes she'll be done in 5 minutes.

If a girl says she'll be done in 5 minutes she'll be done in 5 minutes.

No need to remind her every 30 minutes

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