A dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a jogger asks..

A dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a jogger asks...

The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, "Nope."As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger's legs. As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" The old man... read more

A classic...

A man is sitting on a park bench, enjoying the day. Next to him sits a dog.

A jogger comes by and asks, "Does your dog bite?"

"No," replies the man.

The jogger reaches over to pet the dog, who promptly bites him.

"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" exclaims the jogger, nursing his hand.

The man looks up at the jogger and says, "I lied."

A classic...

A man is sitting on a park bench, enjoying the day. Next to him sits a dog.A jogger comes by and asks, "Does your dog bite?""No," replies the man.The jogger reaches over to pet the dog, who promptly bites him."I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" exclaims the jo... read more

Does your dog bite?.

A man walks in the park and sees a man with a dog sitting on a bench.

"Does your dog bite?", asks the first man.

"No"

The man proceeds to pet the dog, but the dog bites him.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite?!", he says quite angry.

"This is not my dog."

My mom told me this joke, it's from one of the films of 'pink panther'. I've never seen the film though.

Dog bite.

A boy sees a man sitting on a park bench with a dog laying next to him. The boy asks the man, "does your dog bite?" The man replies "no." The boy goes over to pet the dog, who then jumps up and bites the boy's hand. With tears in his eyes, the boy cries "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" The man responds "I lied."

Two old men were sitting on a porch.

One looks at a dog licking its self just going to town and the old man says "i wish i could do that." The other old man looks at him and says "that dog would bite you"

This is guaranteed laughs in the Chinese classroom. It was originally a bit in a Pink Panther movie.

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies,... read more