So, I ate a memory foam mattress again.
I had forgotten how much better they taste than traditional mattresses.
Your mom is so fat.
Her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.
Your momma’s so fat.
she gave her memory foam mattress brain damage....
Me: How long have we had that mattress?.
Wife: No idea Memory foam mattress: Two years, five months and two days
I'm not saying me and my partner are freaky in bed......
....But our memory foam mattress has PTSD.
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so fat her memory-foam mattress forgot!
I just got a repressed memory foam mattress.
It holds me just like my uncle used to.