So, I ate a memory foam mattress again

So, I ate a memory foam mattress again.

I had forgotten how much better they taste than traditional mattresses.

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Your mom is so fat.

Your mom is so fat.

Her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.

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Your momma’s so fat.

Your momma’s so fat.

she gave her memory foam mattress brain damage....

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Me: How long have we had that mattress?.

Me: How long have we had that mattress?.

Wife: No idea Memory foam mattress: Two years, five months and two days

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I'm not saying me and my partner are freaky in bed......

I'm not saying me and my partner are freaky in bed......

....But our memory foam mattress has PTSD.

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Yo mama so fat...

Yo mama so fat...

Yo mama so fat her memory-foam mattress forgot!

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I just got a repressed memory foam mattress.

I just got a repressed memory foam mattress.

It holds me just like my uncle used to.

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