A kid goes to stay at his grandparents house for a weekend.
Grandpa are sitting in the living room, Gramps is having a beer. Kid says "hey, let me get a sip." Gramps, "well... Does your dick touch your asshole?" Kid says, "dude no..." Gramps says, "well, then you can't have a sip of my beer".
Last day, kid and Gramps are sitting on the porch. Grandma comes out with a plate of some cookies, and hands them to the kid.
Grampa says, "hey, let me get one of them cookies." Kid says, "ha! Well, does ya dick touch your asshole??" Grampa says, "yes sir it does!" Kid says, "well go fuck yourself, these are my cookies!" Read More