So my grandpa was out in the porch having a smoke [long]

So my grandpa was out in the porch having a smoke [long].

Me: can I have one of those? Gramps: I don’t know, can your dick touch your asshole? Me: uh, noGramps: well then you’re not a man, the answer is no(Later that day while Gramps is having a beer)Me: hey can I have one of those? Gramps: I don’t know, can ... read more

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