A retiree is sitting on his porch one afternoon, when little Johnny walks by..

A retiree is sitting on his porch one afternoon, when little Johnny walks by...

...pulling his little red wagon, loaded with a whole bunch of wire, behind him."Hey Johnny, " calls the retiree. "Whatcha got in the wagon?""Chicken wire, " says little Johnny."Whatcha gonna do with that, Johnny?" asks the retiree."I'm gonna catch me some chickens!" s... read more

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