An old man is sitting on his front porch.
man laughs and yells back “You fool you don’t use duct tape to catch ducks”. That evening here comes little Johnny back up the road and the old man can’t believe his eyes, little Johnny’s got 20 ducks stuck to the tape.
The next morning here comes Johnny dragging a fence behind him so the old man calls out “Whatcha got there Johnny?” Little Johnny says “I got some chicken wire, I’m gonna catch me some chickens.” The old man laughs “Have fun boy everybody knows you can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.” Sure enough that evening he sees Johnny headed up the road dragging 30 chickens tangled in the wire behind him.
The next morning, he sees Johnny passing by dragging a bunch of plants behind him so the old man yells out “Whatcha got there little Johnny?” and little Johnny yelled back “pussy willows.” The old man yells out “hold on let me get my hat!” Read More