I met up with my two best mates and we were debating who has the best memory

I met up with my two best mates and we were debating who has the best memory.

First guy says, “I can remember the first day of my First Grade class.”Second guy says, “I can remember my first day at Nursery School!”Now it’s my turn and I tell them, “Hell, that’s nothing. I can remember going to the senior prom with my father, and coming home with my mother.”

I remember my first concussion like it was yesterday...

I don't remember yesterday.

One of my best teachers in high school was a turtle.

I remember everything he tortoise.

When my granddad was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, I can still remember the very first thing I said to him.

Have you got that five grand I lent you?

I can remember my first day at school.

The teacher looked at me during register and asked, "Are you chewing?" I said, "No, chewing is probably one of the foreign kids, my name is David."

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?.

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember.

A primary one teacher was speaking to her class on the first day of term.

"Alright class, I'd like everyone to tell me what they did over the summer holiday. Remember, you're not at nursery any more, so you need to use grown-up words now. Jamie, you go first."So Jamie excitedly stood up and said:"I went on a choo-choo!"The teacher grimaced and repl... read more