I met up with my two best mates and we were debating who has the best memory

I met up with my two best mates and we were debating who has the best memory.

First guy says, “I can remember the first day of my First Grade class.”Second guy says, “I can remember my first day at Nursery School!”Now it’s my turn and I tell them, “Hell, that’s nothing. I can remember going to the senior prom with my father, and coming home with my mother.”

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