Can your dick touch your asshole?.
ot man enough to have a beer yet."
A little later Grandpa lights up a stogie. The little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a puff off your cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy answers no, again. Grandpa says, "Then your not man enough to have a stogie."
A little later, the little boy comes out of the house with an ice cream cone. Grandpa asks, "Can I try a little of that ice cream?" So boy asks "Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" Grandpa replies, "Why yes son, my dick can touch my asshole." So the boy replies, "Good, then go fuck yourself." Read More