Does your dick touch your asshole?

Does your dick touch your asshole?.

A father and son are sitting on the porch and the father starts drinking a beer.Son: "Hey Dad, can I try a sip of your beer?"Father: "Tell me son... does your dick touch your asshole?"Son: "No, it doesn't."Father: "Then no, you can't have any."The father finis... read more

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Can your dick touch your asshole?.

Can your dick touch your asshole?.

ot man enough to have a beer yet."

A little later Grandpa lights up a stogie. The little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a puff off your cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy answers no, again. Grandpa says, "Then your not man enough to have a stogie."

A little later, the little boy comes out of the house with an ice cream cone. Grandpa asks, "Can I try a little of that ice cream?" So boy asks "Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" Grandpa replies, "Why yes son, my dick can touch my asshole." So the boy replies, "Good, then go fuck yourself."

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Can your dick touch your asshole?.

Can your dick touch your asshole?.

A little boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. The little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" The Grandpa replies, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy says no. So the Grandpa says "Then you're n... read more

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A boy askes his dad if he can have a beer. The dad says "Is your dick long enough to touch your asshole?" The boy says no. "Then you're not man enough to have a beer yet."

A boy askes his dad if he can have a beer. The dad says "Is your dick long enough to touch your asshole?" The boy says no. "Then you're not man enough to have a beer yet.".

s big. His dad says "Hey son, how about sharing that money with your dad?" The son says "Gee, I don't know. is your dick long enough to touch your asshole?"

The dad says "Yes it is!"

"Then go fuck yourself."

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A dad and his son go fishing.

A dad and his son go fishing.

The dad pulls out a flask and starts to drink. "Can I have some?" Says his son. "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Replied the dad "no" the son said, sadly "then you can't have any whiskey" the dad then pulls out a pack of cigarettes. "Can I have one?" The son said again "can you dick touch your as... read more

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A young boy asks his dad for a new bike..

A young boy asks his dad for a new bike..

"Does your dick touch your asshole? asks his dad.Looking confused, the boy says "Ummm, I don't know daddy.""Well then you can't have a new bike." says dad.A few years go by and the boy (Now 13) asks his dad for a new Mountain Bike."Does your dick touch your asshole, son?""No, not... read more

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Well son...

Well son...

utes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then you can't have a beer." Another 20 minutes passes, and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips. The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."

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