So a doctor starts up a practice and decides to challenge himself, so he puts out a sign: "I'll cure any sickness for only $100 If I can't, I'll pay you $500!"

So a doctor starts up a practice and decides to challenge himself, so he puts out a sign: "I'll cure any sickness for only $100. If I can't, I'll pay you $500!".

A lawyer sees the sign out front and decides this would be some easy fast cash so he goes in to see the doctor."Doctor I cant taste anything!"Doctor says "nurse go grab vial 43!", she brings it and he puts two drops on the lawyer's tongue.The lawyer quickly spits it out and s... read more

A lawyer walks into the doctor's with a frog on his head...

...The doctor says, "That's a nasty looking growth you've got there.""I'll say." The frog replies. "It started out as a pimple on my arse!"

A doctor and a lawyer get into a car crash...

nhurt. This must be a sign that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The doctor replies, "I agree with you completely. It must be a sign!"

The lawyer continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely we should drink this and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the doctor. He nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big gulps from the bottle, then hands it back to the lawyer.

The lawyer takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the doctor. The doctor asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The lawyer replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police to turn up and sort this out..."

A doctor rushes out of the hospital to sign a contract at his lawyer's office. Reaching into his jacket pocket he pulls out a rectal thermometer...

"Dammit, some asshole's got my pen again!"

Doctor Machine.

A man was reading the news paper when he saw an add for a machine that can diagnose anything just by analyzing a vial of pee. His curiosity piqued, the man brought a vial of pee downtown and found the machine, which looked something like an ATM.After inserting $20 and the vial of pee, the ma... read more

A doctor sees a “brains for sale” sign in front of a shop.

responds, “Do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound?”

A lawyer, a doctor and an accountant.

So a lawyer, a doctor and an accountant are in a class. The professor writes 2+2=? On the board and asks all three of them what the answer is.

The lawyer says "well it's four"

The doctor says "if we take away the plus sign we can push both two's together to make twenty two"

And the accountant looks at the question for a while, then says "well what do you want it to be?"