A doctor and a lawyer get into a car crash...
nhurt. This must be a sign that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The doctor replies, "I agree with you completely. It must be a sign!"
The lawyer continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely we should drink this and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the doctor. He nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big gulps from the bottle, then hands it back to the lawyer.
The lawyer takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the doctor. The doctor asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The lawyer replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police to turn up and sort this out..." Read More