My wife told me that the cats killed a mole and left it on our porch

My wife told me that the cats killed a mole and left it on our porch.

After some investigation, I informed her that it in fact appeared to be a shrewicide.

Three moles are in a hole,.

when one of them smells something.

The mole sticks his head up out of the hole and says,

"I smell pancakes!"

A second mole hears him and sticks his head out of the same hole and says,

"I smell pancakes too!"

The third mole scurries to investigate, but is stuck behind the other moles already in the entrance.

"All I smell is molasses!"

I think Australians are obsessed with true information.

They keep telling me to "get fact".

Police investigating the feline corpse discovered in a Zerox machine.....

have said this may be a copy cat killing

Police investigating the feline corpse discovered in a Zerox machine.....

have said “this may be a copy cat killing”

If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today? One answer: “I possess a device in my pocket that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man. I use it to look

at pictures of cats and get into arguments with strangers.” Source: reddit.com

Cinderella was now 95 years old....

Cinderella was now 95 years old.After a fulfilling life with the now-dead prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.Ci... read more