I was gonna make a joke about memory loss

I was gonna make a joke about memory loss.

I think

When I was drinking my coffee, I heard on the radio that caffeine causes memory loss.

Yeah, right. Next time, they're probably gonna say that caffeine causes memory loss.

I just created a memory loss pill!.

At least, I think I did...

Drinking can cause memory loss.

Or even worse, memory loss.

Drinking can cause memory loss...or even worse.

Memory loss

Using marijuana can cause memory loss.

Or even worse, memory loss

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.