An elderly couple are rocking on their front porch NSFW

An elderly couple are rocking on their front porch. NSFW.

All of a sudden the old lady reaches over and smacks the old man right out of his rocking chair.The old man slowly gets up gets back in his rocking chair, after rocking a few minutes more he turns the old woman and asks "What was that for?""For having such a small pecker all these years!" sh... read more

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An old married could sitting on their rocking chairs out on the porch watching the sunset...

An old married could sitting on their rocking chairs out on the porch watching the sunset...

Rocking away enjoying the sunset, when the woman takes her cane and suddenly smacks the old man on the leg.

"Hey... what was that for?" he protests

"For 60 years of bad sex!" she says.

They go back to rocking.

A few moments later he takes his cane and smacks her on the leg.

"Hey... what was that for?" she cries.

"That's for knowing the difference!"

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A little old couple are sitting on their porch side by side in rocking chairs.

A little old couple are sitting on their porch side by side in rocking chairs.

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An old married couple.

An old married couple.

p, dusts himself off and gets back in his chair. After a while, he gets up and smacks her off the porch and onto the ground.

She yells "What was that for?"

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An elderly couple are sitting on their porch.

An elderly couple are sitting on their porch.

The wife leans over and smacks her husband on the arm. The old man looks at his wife and asks, surprised, “What was that for?” The wife says “That’s for the lousy sex for all those years.” They both sit in silence for a bit, and then the husband leans over and smacks his wife on her arm. The... read more

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