A computer program required 8 bits of memory

A computer program required 8 bits of memory.

A computer program required 8 bits of memory but the programmer mistakenly allocated space for a 64 bit integer insteadThey then tried to rectify the issue by declaring a second 64 bit integer but this didn't have the desired effectTwo longs don't make a byte

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I don't like computer science jokes...

I don't like my computer memory.

Not one bit.

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There once was a job application form.

There once was a job application form.

viewer looks at the dog, which looked determined, and said: “ I’m sorry, but you will need to be able to make a computer program.” The dog, then proceeds to make a computer program, which ran perfectly on the first time. The interviewer, amazed by the dog, replies: “you are very talented, but the job also requires you to be able to make a robot”, so the dog makes a perfectly flawless robot. The interviewer, now amazed replies: “I’m sorry, but the job requires you to be bilingual.” The dog then replies:

“Meow.”

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The Oldest Computer...

The Oldest Computer...

The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.

Yes, it was an Apple computer, but had an extremely limited memory.

Just one byte was used, and then everything crashed.

Adam and Eve were left holding their bits and pieces.

That salesman was a real snake!

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The two most difficult things in programming...

The two most difficult things in programming...

The two most difficult things in programming are memory management, naming things, and off by one errors.

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What is a furries favorite computer program?.

What is a furries favorite computer program?.

Winrawr

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

What do Hutts use to program computers?.

JabbaScript

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