A woman goes into labor with her child

A woman goes into labor with her child.

The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. ... read more

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A couple is about to give birth.

A couple is about to give birth.

The doctor tells the couple to be about an experimental new machine that can help with the pain of labor. The device will allow the mother to transfer some of the pain over to the father of the child. The labor begins, and the wife begins clenching the husbands hand. She shouts it too much, ... read more

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A woman goes into labor with her child.

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

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A woman was about to go into labor...

A woman was about to go into labor...

when the doctor revealed a revolutionary new device that could transfer some of the pain of childbirth to the father. The woman's husband, being the nice, loyal guy he is, decided to man up and take some of the pain for his wife. The doctor started at 20%. 20% of the pain was transferred... read more

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A couple is about to give birth.

A couple is about to give birth.

The doctor tells the couple to be about an experimental new machine that can help with the pain of labor. The device will allow the mother to transfer some of the pain over to the father of the child.

The labor begins, and the wife begins clenching the husbands hand. She shouts it too much, and the doctor turns the dial to 25%. The husband winces a bit, but he endures. The wife once again, cries the pain is too much. The doctor raises it to 50%. Now the husband is noticeably perturbed, but he endures. Finally, the wife in agony cries once more. The husband asks for the doctor to give him all of it.

Once the machine is at full tilt, the woman has an easy time delivering a healthy girl. They take there child home to find the milk-man dead on the door step.

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A doctors invention.

A doctors invention.

A woman is about to go into labor and as it is usually painful the doctor gives her an option. He says "I have an invention that when hooked up will transfer a percentage of your pain to the father of the child". The soon to be mother thinks this is a great idea and the husband agrees to help allevi... read more

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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

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