Two guys are sitting on the porch watching the dog lick his balls

Two guys are sitting on the porch watching the dog lick his balls.

Guy: Man, some days I really wish I could do that also.Friend: You probably can, just make sure to pet him first

A dog is licking his private parts.

Two men are watching a dog lick his private parts.

First guy says, "I wish I could do that."

Second guy says, "You should probably pet him first."

Two men are standing on a corner watching a dog lick itself.

Two men are standing on a corner watching a dog lick itself.First guy says, "Man, I wish I could do that."Second guy says, "You should probably try petting him first."

Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog laying on the grass licking its own balls.

The first says “Man I wish I could do that!”The second responds “Maybe you should just pet him first...”

2 Rednecks are sitting on the front porch.....

They are drinking beer and talking about life. The dog in the driveway starts licking his own balls. One of the guys says, "Man, I wish I could do that"*The other responds, "You try that and that dog will bite you"*

Two Stoners are walking down the street.

They pass a dog licking its balls. The first stoner says. boy I sure wish I could do that!! The second Stoner says you better pet him first.

Two men were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking himself.

Two men were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking himself.

One man said "I wish I could do that."

The other man said "You should probably just pet him first."