Yes, Buy It Babe!!

Yes, Buy It Babe!!.

Several men are in the locker of a golf club when cell phone on the bench rings and the man engages the hands free function and starts talking. Everyone else freezes up to listen.Man: HelloWoman: Honey its me are you at the club?Man: YesWoman: I am at the mall and thi... read more

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello?"WOMAN: "Honey, it's me... are you at the club?""Yes.""I'm at the City Centre mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it?""Sure, go ahead if you really like it.""I also stopped by the Mercedes dealershi... read more

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Babe: "Now that we're engaged,.

Babe: "Now that we're engaged,.

I think we should give ourselves pet names."Me: "So what will you be calling me?"Babe: "Tiger. Because you are handsome, huge, smart and strong."Me: "Wow, nice name."Babe: "What will you be calling me?"Me: "Zebra."Babe: "Because I'm cute?"Me: "... read more

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A research group was engaged in a study..

A research group was engaged in a study..

A research group was engaged in a study of longevity in mammals and had recently focused their attention on a particular species of porpoise, which they studied from their floating laboratory off the coast of Baja Mexico. They came to believe that, if fed just the right combination of nutrients, thi... read more

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The Perfect Husband.

The Perfect Husband.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$65,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: **"Anyone know whose phone this is?"**

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At the country club.

At the country club.

Several friends are relaxing at the country club after a couple rounds of golf. They hear a cell phone ring in the locker room. One of them excuses himself and goes to answer it."Hello?""Honey, it's me.""Oh hey, baby!""Are you at the club?""Yes, why?""... read more

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[Long] my uncle told me this joke yesterday;.

[Long] my uncle told me this joke yesterday;.

A guy is at the gym, walks into the locker room and the phone rings. He answers and puts it on speaker , "hey babe, I'm at the jewelry store, that ring I wanted is on sale for $25,000." "Okay babe, we'll go ahead and get it if that's what you want." "Well that Lexus I wanted is on sale for $98,000."... read more

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