This is the dirty joke my 85yo grandad told to our whole family by memory

This is the dirty joke my 85yo grandad told to our whole family by memory.

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the sam... read more

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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same... read more

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This is the dirty joke my 85yo grandad told to our whole family by memory.

This is the dirty joke my 85yo grandad told to our whole family by memory.

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

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One day a male and a female whale are swimming along, when the male whale sees the whaling ship that killed his mother. He turns to the female whale, and says "I have a plan. Lets both take a huge breath of air, swim under that whaling ship, expel all our breath, and see if we can sink it." The female says okay, and they proceed with his plan, and sure enough the whaling ship sinks. But as the whales are swimming away, the male sees the sailors from the ship swimming away, he turns to the female and says "Quick, lets swim over there and eat those sailors." The female whale turns to him and says "Hey now, wait a minute, I was okay with the blow job, but there is no way I'm swallowing any seamen."

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A male and a female whale were swimming along the coast of Japan and noticed a whaling ship not too far from them. The male whale gets angry at the sight of the ship because his father was killed by whalers a few years ago. He decides that he wants payback. He turns to the female whale and... read more

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The first whale begins to panic. "Honey, that's a whaling ship! They'll harpoon us and cut us up! What do we do?"The second whale thinks for a few seconds. "Okay, I've got it. We'll go under the ship and blow out our blowholes as hard as we can. We should be able to tip the boat over."... read more

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asks her, "Hey, you know how these whalers keep murdering our friends and family right?"

The female whale nods in agreement.

So the male whale continues, "How bout we teach those whalers lesson then?"

To which the female whale replies, "Sure, what did you have in mind?"

Upon hearing her agreement, a devilish gleam can be seen in his eyes as he explains his plan.

"Let's swim deep down under the sea where they can't see us. Then we'll emerge right under their ship and use our blow holes to capsize it. "

The female whale agrees, and they immediately spring into action. They both dive down deeper into the ocean and go completely unnoticed by the whalers. Then, slowly and meticulously, they emerge right under the ship. They then both blow as hard as they can out of their blow holes the combined air pressure topples the ship.

The whales both swim away, elated and laughing at their success with both whales yelling "yeah that'll teach them a lesson about killing whales!"

As the male whale looks back to admire the chaos they created, he notices the ship's crew swimming back to shore. This gives him an idea and a devilish smile runs across his face as he turns to ask the female whale,

"Do you know what would really teach those whalers a lesson about killing whales? Why don't we swim right up to them and gobble them all up?

To which the female whale shakes her head in disagreement and replies, "Look pal, I might have agreed to the blow job, but there ain't no way that I'm going to swallow seamen."

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