Old timer sitting on his porch and saw a kid pass by carrying a duck tape

Old timer sitting on his porch and saw a kid pass by carrying a duck tape.

Old timer sitting on his porch and saw a kid pass by carrying a duct tape. Old timer asked the kid "hey son what are you going to do with that duct tape?" The boy said " im going to catch some ducks with it". Old timer said " you cant catch ducks with that". The boy said "watch me old man".L... read more

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Old timer sitting on his porch and saw a kid pass by carrying a duck tape.

Old timer sitting on his porch and saw a kid pass by carrying a duck tape.

Old timer sitting on his porch and saw a kid pass by carrying a duct tape. Old timer asked the kid "Hey son what are you going to do with that duct tape?" The boy said " I'm going to catch some ducks with it". Old timer said " You can't catch ducks with that". The boy said "Watch me old man".... read more

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Old timer sitting on his porch and saw a kid pass by carrying a duck tape.

Old timer sitting on his porch and saw a kid pass by carrying a duck tape.

ater that day the old timer still on his porch, he saw the kid smirking and with ducks ducktaped together. The oldtimer said " ill be damned"

The following weekend the same thing happened but this time the boy is carrying a chicken wire. Old timer asked " boy what are you going to do with that chicken wire?" The boy said "ofcourse im gonna catch me some chickens". Oldtimer said "youre never going to catch chickens with those". The boy said "watch "

Later that day he saw the kid dragging the chicken wire with chickens on it. Old timer said " how is that even possible".

Another weekend came by the same scenario happened, but this time the boy was carrying a pussywillow. The grandpa hollered at the boy saying " hold on son, im comming with you"

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Old timer sitting on his porch and saw a kid pass by carrying a duck tape.

Old timer sitting on his porch and saw a kid pass by carrying a duck tape.

>Later that day the old timer still on his porch, he saw the kid smirking and with ducks ducktaped together. The oldtimer said " I'll be damned"

The following weekend the same thing happened but this time the boy is carrying a chicken wire. Old timer asked " boy what are you going to do with that chicken wire?" The boy said "of course I'm gonna catch me some chickens". Oldtimer said "you're never going to catch chickens with those". The boy said "watch "

Later that day he saw the kid dragging the chicken wire with chickens on it. Old timer said " how is that even possible".

Another weekend came by the same scenario happened, but this time the boy was carrying a pussywillow. The grandpa hollered at the boy saying " hold on son, I'm coming with you".

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A farmer's sitting on his porch...

A farmer's sitting on his porch...

He sees an 8 year old kid walk by with some duct-tape and yells, "Hey kid! What you doin with that duct-tape?"The kid answers, "I'm gonna go catch some ducks!"The farmer thinks to himself, "well that's not really what duct-tape is for but let's let the kid have some fun."A co... read more

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#173: A little boy goes walking by the old man’s house carrying a roll of duct tape.

#173: A little boy goes walking by the old man’s house carrying a roll of duct tape.

The old man hollers from his porch, “Hey, young man! Where you walking to with that duct tape?”The boy responds, “I’m gonna catch me some ducks!”The old man laughs and yells back, “Boy, don’t you know you can’t catch ducks with duct tape?”The little boy just smiles, waves, an... read more

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An old timer was sitting in his rocking chair on his front portch when a kid comes walking by with something in his hands.

An old timer was sitting in his rocking chair on his front portch when a kid comes walking by with something in his hands.

The old timer asks the kid, "Hey son. Whatcha got there?"

The kid replies, "I got me some chicken wire. I'm gonna catch me some chickens."

The old timer responds, "Oh son, you can't catch no chickens with chicken wire."

A short time later the old timer sees the kid come back with a bunch of flapping chickens all caught up in the chicken wire.

"Well, I'll be...'" says the old timer scratching his head.

The next day the kid comes walking past the old timer. This time he has something round and gray in his hands.

The old timer shouts out to the kid, "Hey kid, whatcha got in your hands this time?"

The kid responds, "I got me some duct tape. I'm gonna catch me some ducks."

The old timer laughs, "Son, you can't catch no ducks using duct tape."

A short time later the kid comes back with a bunch of ducks caught-up and quacking in the duct tape."

The old man cannot believe his eyes.

The next day the kid comes walking past the old timer, again with something in hs hands.

The old timer shouts out to the kid, "Hey kid, whatcha got in your hands today?"

The kid shouts back to the old timer, "I got me some pussy willow."

The old timer shouts out, "Hold on son...while I get my hat!"

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