A group of elderly couples are at a dinner party,

A group of elderly couples are at a dinner party,.

and after the meal the men and women move into different rooms. In the men’s group, Steve is talking about a fantastic Italian restaurant he and his wife like to go to. Intrigued, John asks for the name of the place. “My memory is not as good as it used to be.”, Steve replies. “What is the n... read more

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