An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000.
Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
He went to Dr. Geezer's clinic and this is what happened.
Dr. Young: Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth.
Dr. Young: Aaagh! This is Gasoline!
Dr. Geezer: Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.
Dr. Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth.
Doctor Young: Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!
Dr. Geezer: Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500.
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!
Dr. Geezer: Well, I don't have any medicine for that so. Here's your $1000 back.
Dr. Young: But this is only $500...
Dr. Geezer: Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.
Moral of story: Just because you're Young doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old Geezer Read More