Splashed out and finally got a microwave oven. Its one of the really high tech ones

Splashed out and finally got a microwave oven. Its one of the really high tech ones.

Its got buttons and settings for all kinds of foods, even popcorn. Its got multiple power settings and a memory.So I got a whole frozen chicken and popped it in. Pressed "Defrost", then "Chicken" then, "1.8 kgs". The display showed 15 minutes and I pressed "Start".Then the mi... read more

The answer to the most pressing question in human history.

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette and has a smile on its face. The egg is staring at the ceiling with a frown on its face. The egg mutters under its breath 'well, I guess we answered That question.'

I got a job cruising cans...

...Its soda pressing...

A chicken had a job interview at a KFC today.

It got employed immediately for the rest of its life.

A button on my car broke...

Its a pressing matter.

Chicken.

A chicken was recently admitted to Medical School, thanks to its handwriting

I hate going to aluminium recycling facilities.

Its soda-pressing.