Splashed out and finally got a microwave oven. Its one of the really high tech ones
Splashed out and finally got a microwave oven. Its one of the really high tech ones.
Its got buttons and settings for all kinds of foods, even popcorn. Its got multiple power settings and a memory.So I got a whole frozen chicken and popped it in. Pressed "Defrost", then "Chicken" then, "1.8 kgs". The display showed 15 minutes and I pressed "Start".Then the mi... read more
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