Two southern wives were sitting on their porch sipping brandy

Two southern wives were sitting on their porch sipping brandy.

One woman says to the other ‘my husband bought me this beautiful ring’ as she flashed a diamond ring. The other replied in a breathy voice ‘ain’t that niiceee’. The first woman added ‘he also bought me this lovely dress I’m wearing today’. The other replied in the same breathy voice ... read more

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