Two southern wives were sitting on their porch sipping brandy
Two southern wives were sitting on their porch sipping brandy.
One woman says to the other ‘my husband bought me this beautiful ring’ as she flashed a diamond ring. The other replied in a breathy voice ‘ain’t that niiceee’. The first woman added ‘he also bought me this lovely dress I’m wearing today’. The other replied in the same breathy voice ... read more
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Two guys sitting in a bar decide to tell each other what they bought their wives for xmas. 1st guy: I bought my wife a necklace and a diamond ring that way if she hates the necklace she can still wear the ring. 2nd guy: I bought my wife an imported gold ornament and a car that way if she doesn't like the ornament she still has the car. A drunk guy sitting next to them says "I bought my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator... that way if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fock herself
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A married woman has a dream on the night before her anniversary.
A married woman has a dream on the night before her anniversary. She dreams that her husband bought her a gift box.Inside that box was another box.Inside that box was another box.Inside that box was another box.And inside the fourth box was a glistening diamond ring.... read more
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