Three Southern Belles are sipping a lemonade on the porch swing one hot summer day

Three Southern Belles are sipping a lemonade on the porch swing one hot summer day.

The first one says "Ah heard tell of a boah kissin' anothuh boah. They call them 'ho-mo-seck-shules'."They all giggle and fan themselves.The second one says "Wail, AH heard of a gurl kissin' anothuh gurl. They call them 'lez-bee-ans'."They all turn slightly red and sip their ... read more

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Three Southern Belles are sipping a lemonade on the porch swing one hot summer day.

Three Southern Belles are sipping a lemonade on the porch swing one hot summer day.

lemonade.

The third one says "Wail, AH know a boah who kisses a gurl on her prahhh-vit pahts between huhr laigs."

"Oh mah," the first one says. "What do they cawl him?"

"Wail, AH call him 'precious'," she smiles.

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A joke I heard in a Chinese film - Ip Man 3.

A joke I heard in a Chinese film - Ip Man 3.

Ah Mo was walking toward the table with the other men from work when one of them said "If your wife controls you, go sit at that other table over there."So, all of the men but Ah Mo moved to the other table.The other men, upon seeing that Ah Mo didn't join them, started compl... read more

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A Fast Worker.

A Fast Worker.

A guy hires Danny Dumbass to paint his porch.The guy figures it's an all day job, so he leaves to run some errands.But he forgets something at home and returns an hour later.He sees Danny, lounging in a hammock, sipping lemonade."Finished already, huh?", says the guy.... read more

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I heard a knock at my door yesterday morning.

I heard a knock at my door yesterday morning.

I opened the door and got punched in the face by a giant cockroach

I went and told my doctor and he said

ah yes I've heard there's a nasty bug going round

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Three men are sentenced to die in Great Britain.

Three men are sentenced to die in Great Britain.

ted, they will be free to go.

The first man sits and is able to last only 15 mins until a loud "Ah-Choo!" is heard.

The second man soon follows with another "Ah-Choo!".

Only one man remains now. The other two, begin to cheer for him since their lives are on the line.

Seeing the man wiggle his nose, they gasp in shock and close their eyes. Time slows down.

The Queen looks intently at the man as he let's out an "Ah! Ah! Ah!" She smirks knowing it's about to be over.

Then all of a sudden, the man let's out "Stayin Alive!!"

The other two join in chorus.

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Jesus and his disciples are sat around the Last Supper table...

Jesus and his disciples are sat around the Last Supper table...

sses the goblet around and the disciples all take a sip.

He then picks up a loaf of bread and says, ''This is my body, take it and eat it''.

So he passes around the loaf and the disciples all take a bite.

He then reaches for a jar of mayonnaise and Judas pipes up, ''Ah now for fuck's sake Jesus''...

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