There was an old man who lived by a forest As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair,

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair,.

until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting.He said, “Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it’s completely gone now. My hair can’t be saved. But look outside at the forest. It’s such a lovely forest with so many trees, b... read more

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There was an old man who lived by a forest.

There was an old man who lived by a forest.

As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting.He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the... read more

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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair,

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair,.

ut sooner or later they’ll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair.”

“What I want you to do,” the man continued, “is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.”

So they did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them. And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

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A husband and wife have four boys.

A husband and wife have four boys. The odd part of it is that the older three have red hair, light skin, and are tall, while the youngest son has black hair, dark eyes, and is short.

The father eventually takes ill and is lying on his deathbed when he turns to his wife and says, "Honey, before I die, be completely honest with me. Is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replies, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that, the husband passes away. The wife then mutters, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

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Forest Man.

Forest Man.

A lowly farmer was farming and minding his own business when a worried neighbour came by to give him a warning. "There has been a wild Forest Man seen in the forest. He has little beady red eyes, and hair all over. Be careful, he might be dangerous"The farmer shrugged and continued w... read more

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A young tree, curious about his lineage, asked an older tree, "Am I the son of a beech, or the son of a birch?"

A young tree, curious about his lineage, asked an older tree, "Am I the son of a beech, or the son of a birch?".

The older tree replied, "I don't know, but your mom was the finest piece of ash in the forest!"

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