What's purple and green and sits on the porch at night crying?

What's purple and green and sits on the porch at night crying?.

She's my fucking girlfriend I'll paint her whatever colours I want.

What is yellow and orange and sits on my front porch?

My nigger; I paint em' whatever color I want!

Paint it green.

A young man shows up for a job at a large house and knocks on the front door. The owner opens the door and gives the young man a gallon of green paint and a brush and tells him to go out back and paint the "porch green." After a few hours the young man comes back and knocks on the front door. The owner opens the door and the young man says, "Sir, I'm done paintin', but that aint no porch you got out back, it's a Ferrari."

APPLICANTS for a clerical post in a paint company were given a simple written test. They were asked to write a short note using the words GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK one candidate wrote:.

Phone went 'GREEN, GREEN'. I PINKed up the phone and said, " YELLOW, YELLOW! BLUE's Speaking? WHITE did you say? Wrong number! Don't PURPLEly disturb people! And don't call BLACK!!!

I was diagnosed with colour blindness yesterday.

The news came out of the purple.

Purple is my favourite colour..

I like it more than red and blue combined

What's purple, orange and yellow and has wheels?.

A dolphin. I lied about the colour and the wheels