Jake was sitting on the porch with his little sister, and said, "Look, there's a quarter in the street!"

Jake was sitting on the porch with his little sister, and said, "Look, there's a quarter in the street!".

His sister jumped up and ran into the street to get the money and was promptly hit by a truck. Jake just laughed and laughed, because he knew it was only a nickel.

Little Johnny was sitting on the porch with his sister.

He said, "Look, there's a quarter in the street!"His sister jumped up and ran into the street to get the money and was promptly squashed by a truck. And Little Johnny just laughed and laughed, because he knew it was only a nickel.

Why did the Penny go to the Nickel for dating advice?.

The penny saw the nickel take two dimes to his quarters.

Quarters and nickels fall from the sky...

Me: what is this?

Climate: change.

What do you call a cage filled with Quarters, Dimes, and Pennies?.

Nickel-less Cage!

Your momma so fat when she stepped on a quarter she picked up two dimes and a nickel.

For a dollar, a change-maker will get you four quarters, or ten dimes, or twenty nickels...

That makes cents, right?