Did you hear about the mafia Don with memory problems?

Did you hear about the mafia Don with memory problems?.

He kept making people offers he couldn't remember.

What do you get when you cross a mafia don with a modern poet?.

An offer you can't understand.

Who's the coolest Mafia boss?.

Don Cornelius

Which Mafia boss is into BDSM?.

Don Knotts

I met the Godfather of the Scottish mafia earlier...

He made me an offer I couldn't understand.

Which Mafia boss had the most mistresses?.

Don Ho

What do you call a mafia boss' key?.

A don-key