Did you hear about the mafia Don with memory problems?.
He kept making people offers he couldn't remember.
What do you get when you cross a mafia don with a modern poet?.
An offer you can't understand.
Who's the coolest Mafia boss?.
Which Mafia boss is into BDSM?.
I met the Godfather of the Scottish mafia earlier...
He made me an offer I couldn't understand.
Which Mafia boss had the most mistresses?.
What do you call a mafia boss' key?.