A little boy is sitting on a porch with his grandpa, watching a worm in the dirt

A little boy is sitting on a porch with his grandpa, watching a worm in the dirt.

He says to his grandpa "I'll bet you I can put that worm into that little hole in the ground".The grandfather laughs him off, and says "nah, the hole is too small, and the worm too wriggly, there's no way to fit it in there".The little boy smiles widely, and says "wanna bet $5"?... read more

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