A little old couple are sitting on their porch side by side in rocking chairs

A little old couple are sitting on their porch side by side in rocking chairs.

Out of nowhere, the little old woman reaches over and smacks her husband across the face.He looks at her in shock and goes, "What the hell was that for?!""That's for having a tiny dick to pleasure me with for the past 60 years!"They go back to rocking back and forth in their ... read more

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An old married could sitting on their rocking chairs out on the porch watching the sunset...

An old married could sitting on their rocking chairs out on the porch watching the sunset...

Rocking away enjoying the sunset, when the woman takes her cane and suddenly smacks the old man on the leg.

"Hey... what was that for?" he protests

"For 60 years of bad sex!" she says.

They go back to rocking.

A few moments later he takes his cane and smacks her on the leg.

"Hey... what was that for?" she cries.

"That's for knowing the difference!"

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An elderly couple are rocking on their front porch. NSFW

An elderly couple are rocking on their front porch. NSFW.

All of a sudden the old lady reaches over and smacks the old man right out of his rocking chair.The old man slowly gets up gets back in his rocking chair, after rocking a few minutes more he turns the old woman and asks "What was that for?""For having such a small pecker all these years!" sh... read more

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An old married could sitting on their rocking chairs out on the porch watching the sunset...

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A elderly couple are sitting on their porch in their rocking chairs, watching the world go by...

A elderly couple are sitting on their porch in their rocking chairs, watching the world go by...

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A TV repair man goes on a call to fix a TV.

A TV repair man goes on a call to fix a TV.

When he arrives, he notes the make and model of the TV. He walks off to the side and smacks the TV. Instantly the TV starts to work again, the picture is better than ever. He then walks back to the dumbfound customer and hands him a bill for $200. The customer balks at the bill. "$200?! There's no way I'm paying you unless you can justify a $200 bill just for smacking the TV." The the repairman takes back the bill and re-writes it.

Services Rendered:

* Smacking the TV - $0.00

* Knowing where to smack - $200.00

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