Does your dick touch your ass

Does your dick touch your ass.

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enoug... read more

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A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler.

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer." A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar." A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked "Can your dick touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!" The boy replied, "Then go f*ck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."

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Does your dick touch your ass.

Does your dick touch your ass.

h to have a beer."

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.

The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"

Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar."

A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked "Can your dick touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!" The boy replied, "Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."

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Grandson, can your dick touch your ass?.

Grandson, can your dick touch your ass?.

grandpa is drinking a beer. Grandson asks his grandpa the same question, "Hey can I have a drink of that?" Grandpa says, "Can your dick touch your ass?" Once again the boy says no, and grandpa scolds him off.

Later that day, the grandson was eating a chocolate bar. Grandpa asks if he can have a bite of his chocolate bar, so the grandson says "Can your dick touch your ass?" Grandpa proudly says yes. So his grandson replies "Then go fuck your self."

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Can your dick touch your asshole?.

Can your dick touch your asshole?.

A little boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. The little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" The Grandpa replies, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy says no. So the Grandpa says "Then you're n... read more

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Grandfather and Grandson.

Grandfather and Grandson.

“does your dick touch your ass?”, the boy would respond no, the the grandfather would reply no as well.

One day he and his grandpa were sitting on the deck, and his grandpa was drinking a beer. The boy asked if he could have a sip and his grandpa asked, “does your dick touch your ass?”, the boy said no so his grandpa said no as well.

By this time the boy had caught on, so he asked his grandmother to cook him some cookies and his grandma agreed.

When his grandfather came into the room he smelled the cookies and saw the boy eating them, he then asked the boy if he could have one.

The boy responded, “does your dick touch your ass?”

His grandpa said yes

So then the boy replied, “then go fuck your self, because grandma cooked these for me!”

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Can your dick touch your asshole?.

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ot man enough to have a beer yet."

A little later Grandpa lights up a stogie. The little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a puff off your cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy answers no, again. Grandpa says, "Then your not man enough to have a stogie."

A little later, the little boy comes out of the house with an ice cream cone. Grandpa asks, "Can I try a little of that ice cream?" So boy asks "Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" Grandpa replies, "Why yes son, my dick can touch my asshole." So the boy replies, "Good, then go fuck yourself."

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