Grandfather and Grandson.
“does your dick touch your ass?”, the boy would respond no, the the grandfather would reply no as well.
One day he and his grandpa were sitting on the deck, and his grandpa was drinking a beer. The boy asked if he could have a sip and his grandpa asked, “does your dick touch your ass?”, the boy said no so his grandpa said no as well.
By this time the boy had caught on, so he asked his grandmother to cook him some cookies and his grandma agreed.
When his grandfather came into the room he smelled the cookies and saw the boy eating them, he then asked the boy if he could have one.
The boy responded, “does your dick touch your ass?”
His grandpa said yes
So then the boy replied, “then go fuck your self, because grandma cooked these for me!” Read More