Grandma in Court

Grandma in Court.

**Defense Attorney:**Will you please state your age?**Little Old Lady:**I am **94** years old.**Defense Attorney:**Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of **April 1st?****Little Old Lady:**There I was, sitting there in my swing on my fr... read more

Defense attorneys are just like porn stars.

Their only job is to get you off.

What do you call a lawyer with a black belt in karate?.

A self defense attorney!

A defense attorney is cross examining the medical examiner in a murder trial.

A defense attorney is cross examining the medical examiner in a murder trial. The attorney thinks he sees an opening in the testimony."So tell me," he asks, "did you take the victim's pulse?""No," replied the examiner."OK... did you use your stethoscope to check the victim's ... read more

As a defense attorney for ED malpractice suits, I had a terrific strategy. . .

but it didn't stand up in court.

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:.

ave still been practicing law for a living."

Three little old ladies were on a bench when a naked man walked by.

The first little old lady... Had a strokeThe second little old lady... Had a strokeBut the third little old lady's arms weren't long enough to reach.