Grandma in Court

Grandma in Court.

**Defense Attorney:**Will you please state your age?**Little Old Lady:**I am **94** years old.**Defense Attorney:**Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of **April 1st?****Little Old Lady:**There I was, sitting there in my swing on my fr... read more

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