2 Rednecks are sitting on the front porch....

2 Rednecks are sitting on the front porch.....

They are drinking beer and talking about life. The dog in the driveway starts licking his own balls. One of the guys says, "Man, I wish I could do that"*The other responds, "You try that and that dog will bite you"*

Two rednecks were walking along when they saw a dog licking its balls. The first redneck said, "I wish I could do that." The other redneck said, "You dumbass, he would bite you."

Two rednecks were walking along when they saw a dog licking his balls. One said I wish I could do that! The other said, you dumbass he would bite you!

Two old rednecks were sitting outside of a gas station...

Between them there was an old hound dog laying on the concrete, licking it's balls.One redneck was looking at the dog and said "I really wish I could do that!"The other redneck looks down and says, "Well, you can try, but he'll probably bite ya."

Two old men were sitting on a porch.

One looks at a dog licking its self just going to town and the old man says "i wish i could do that." The other old man looks at him and says "that dog would bite you"

Two guys are sitting on the porch watching the dog lick his balls.

Guy: Man, some days I really wish I could do that also.Friend: You probably can, just make sure to pet him first

why do cop dogs lick their balls so much?

To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths!