A man is sitting on the porch with a friend, when a kid walks by

A man is sitting on the porch with a friend, when a kid walks by.

The man says to the friend, that the kid walking by is so stupid, and he calls the kid up. The man takes out his wallet and grabs two bills, a 1 and a 5. He asks the kid which one he wants, and the kid takes the one and walks away. Later the friend sees the kid at the store buying a soda, he... read more

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