An old couple noticed that their memory had been deteriorating..

An old couple noticed that their memory had been deteriorating...

They went to the doctor’s office to check out the issue. The doctor suggested that they write down what they wanted to remember on sticky notes.Later, when they got home, the wife asked her husband for a bowl of cereal. The husband said, “Right on it, darling!” The wife asked, “Shoul... read more

An old couple noticed that their memory had been deteriorating...

dn’t you write that down before you forget again,” to which the husband replied, “Nonsense, it’s just a bowl of cereal!”

30 minutes go by, and the husband still hasn’t given his wife the bowl of cereal. She decides to walk into the kitchen and the husband turns to her and says, “The eggs are ready honey!”

“Idiot,” the wife said, “you forgot the bacon!”

(This was a stolen joke, I just don’t remember from where)

A husband notices his wife’s hearing is deteriorating and decides to visit her doctor for advice.

“I can’t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age” he says to the doc.“There’s a simple trick you can try to determine her hearing” explains the doctor. “Simply ask her a question at a distance and if she doesn’t hear you, move slightly closer and ask again... read more

Wife: Can my husband come in with me?.

Wife: Can my husband come in with me?

Doctor: Don't worry I'm a respected doctor.

Wife: But my husband isn't, and he's staying out there alone with your secretary.

A Husband calls his doctor and say: My wife is going into labor what should I do?.

Doctor: Is this her first child?Husband: No, this is her husband.

Husband, Wife and Doctor Joke.

Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets.

Woman: When will he have these?

Doctor: It's for you, not for him.

A married couple goes to the doctor.

After the husband waits for several hours in the waiting room while the doctors examine his wife, now wondering whats taking so long, the doctor finally comes out to explain his findings to the husband. "I'm not sure whats wrong with your wife." says the doctor, to the husbands disbelief "But I have... read more