A boy sees his grandpa sipping whiskey on the porch and asks, “can have some?”

A boy sees his grandpa sipping whiskey on the porch and asks, “can have some?”.

The grandpa says, “does your dick touch your asshole?” The boy says, “no”. Grandpa says, “then no, you can’t have any.” Later that day the boy sees his grandpa smoking a cigar. He asks, “hey can I try your cigar?” Grandpa again asks, “does your dick touch your asshole?” The boy says “no” and his gra... read more

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Can your dick touch your asshole?.

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ot man enough to have a beer yet."

A little later Grandpa lights up a stogie. The little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a puff off your cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy answers no, again. Grandpa says, "Then your not man enough to have a stogie."

A little later, the little boy comes out of the house with an ice cream cone. Grandpa asks, "Can I try a little of that ice cream?" So boy asks "Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" Grandpa replies, "Why yes son, my dick can touch my asshole." So the boy replies, "Good, then go fuck yourself."

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[nsfw] A boy goes to his grandparents house.

[nsfw] A boy goes to his grandparents house.

Grandpa and the boy are sitting in the den watching tv. The grandpa takes a hit off of his cigar. Boy: “can I try that grandpa”Grandpa: “does your dick touch your asshole”Boy: “no”Grandpa: “well you can’t try it”A couple hours go by and grandpa is drinking ... read more

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Does your dick touch your ass.

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h to have a beer."

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.

The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"

Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar."

A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked "Can your dick touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!" The boy replied, "Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."

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A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler.

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer." A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar." A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked "Can your dick touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!" The boy replied, "Then go f*ck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."

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Can your dick touch your asshole?.

Can your dick touch your asshole?.

A little boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. The little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" The Grandpa replies, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy says no. So the Grandpa says "Then you're n... read more

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A boy visits his grandparents, and is sitting on the front porch with his grandfather.

A boy visits his grandparents, and is sitting on the front porch with his grandfather.

Soon Grandma comes out and gives Grandpa a cigar. He lights up while the boy watches, and the boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Rather than answering, the man snaps, "Does your dick touch your asshole?" The boy thinks about this, then shakes his head no. "Of course not, because you're a l... read more

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