Hillbillies

Hillbillies.

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. " 2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly says: "That's nothin'... read more

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1st blonde: Look guys, deer tracks!

2nd blonde: No, stupid, they're wolf tracks!

3rd blonde: You guys are both dumb, they're clearly bear tracks!

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