A little boy walked up to his grandfather on the front porch..

A little boy walked up to his grandfather on the front porch...

He saw his grandpa drinking a beer and asked if he could try it. His grandpa asked him in return, "Can your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy thought about it for a second and replied with a hesitant, "No." "Then you ain't a man yet so get outta here!" A couple days later her see his ... read more

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The next day, the little boy sees his grandpa drinking a beer. "Can I have a sip grandpa?" Asked the little boy "Does your penis touch your ass?" Asked the grandpa. Again, the little boy thought for a second and said "No." The grandpa said "than you can't have any."

The following day the little boy was on the porch playing and eating his cookies. The grandpa came out and asked "Can I have a cookie as well?" The boy looked at him and asked "Well grandpa, does your penis touch your ass?" To which the grandpa replied "why yes it does." The little boy grabbed his cookies and said "then go fuck yourself grandpa, these are my cookies!"

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A little boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. The little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" The Grandpa replies, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy says no. So the Grandpa says "Then you're n... read more

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