The best thing about having a bad memory is you can never remember why you're sad

The best thing about having a bad memory is you can never remember why you're sad.

It's a little sad to be honest.

Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember...

That "sad" spelled backwards is "das".

And das not good.

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's day, just remember... nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.

My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where.

Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.

My memory is getting so bad, I asked the pharmacist, "Do you have any Acetylsalicylic acid?"

"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.

"That's it! I can never remember that word."

An old man with bad memory...

(Edit- spelling)

An old man with bad memory is with his friends, and they're talking about their memory issues.

"My wife and I have been going to this great memory clinic," says the man, "they teach us all sorts of mnemonic devices and other ways to help us remember things."

"That's amazing!" says his friend, "what's the name of the place?"

Taking a moment, the man sits, thinking, and then asks, "okay, what's the name of that flower, its beautiful and red and romantic, but has some thorns?"

"Oh! A rose?"

"That's it!! Hey Rose, what's the name of our memory clinic?"