What do you call an Irishman who sleeping on your front porch?

What do you call an Irishman who sleeping on your front porch?.

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What do you call a drunk Irishman sleeping on your porch?.

What do you call a drunk Irishman sleeping on your porch?.

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What do you call an Irishman who builds outdoor chairs?.

What do you call an Irishman who builds outdoor chairs?.

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What do you call an Irishman passed out on your deck?

What do you call an Irishman passed out on your deck?.

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Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman are arguing in a pub.

Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman are arguing in a pub.

Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman are arguing in a pub over who comes from the most respectable family.

Paddy the Englishman starts 'My uncle is a Bishop and when he walks down the street people address him as Your Grace'.

Paddy the Scotsman replies 'That's nothing, my uncle is a Cardinal and when he walks down the street people bow and address him as Your Eminence'

Finally Paddy the Irishman pipes up 'That's noting, my uncle weighs 32 stone and when he walks down the street people stare and exclaim JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY'

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Have you heard about the Irishman who was assaulted with a packet of crisps?.

Have you heard about the Irishman who was assaulted with a packet of crisps?.

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Did you hear about the Irishman who gets wet every time it rains?.

Did you hear about the Irishman who gets wet every time it rains?.

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