What do you call an Irishman who sleeping on your front porch?
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Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman are arguing in a pub.
Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman are arguing in a pub.
Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman are arguing in a pub over who comes from the most respectable family.
Paddy the Englishman starts 'My uncle is a Bishop and when he walks down the street people address him as Your Grace'.
Paddy the Scotsman replies 'That's nothing, my uncle is a Cardinal and when he walks down the street people bow and address him as Your Eminence'
Finally Paddy the Irishman pipes up 'That's noting, my uncle weighs 32 stone and when he walks down the street people stare and exclaim JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY'
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