A man is in a hospital bed in complete agony..

A man is in a hospital bed in complete agony...

The doctor comes in and asks him "where does it hurt"The Man says "everywhere, absolutely everywhere, I'm at my wits end, whenever I touch any part it hurts a lot!"The doctor asks the man to point out the places the pain radiates from.So the man pokes his knee, screaming as h... read more

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Body Pain.

Body Pain.

A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, “Doctor I’m hurting all over my body.” “That’s odd”, replied the doctor, “Show me what you mean” So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says,... read more

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A man goes to the doctor and says...

A man goes to the doctor and says...

"Doc, it hurts when I poke here, when I poke here, and when I poke here. And it hurts here, and here, and here too. What's wrong with me, Doc?"

The doctor goes over to the man, examines him for a second, then says, "Well, it appears that you have a broken finger."

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over."

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over.".

The doctor asked the man to explain more.

The man said, "When I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my leg it hurts, when I touch my head it hurts. Everywhere I touch it hurts."

The doctor examined the man and said. "Mr Smith, your finger is broken!"

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A blonde walks into a hospital.

A blonde walks into a hospital.

She was claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says Okay I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts . So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says Here. Ow. She then pokes her arm and says Here. Ow. She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say I know what's happened to you. What's happened to me?? The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, You have a broken finger.

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A woman and her finger.

A woman and her finger.

A woman runs into a doctor's office and says DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!

The doctor replied, Show me.

So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain. Then she poked her knee and yelled OW. She poked her forehead and screamed again.

She was about to continue when the doctor said, That's enough, let me think this over. He thought for about a minute and said I think I know what your problem is. You broke your finger.

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After experiencing weeks of pain, a man finally decides to go to the hospital...

After experiencing weeks of pain, a man finally decides to go to the hospital...

The doctor says, "What seems to be the problem?"

The man replies, "It hurts here (touches his thigh), it hurts here (touches his wrist), it hurts here (touches his hip). It hurts everywhere!"

After a few seconds of examining the patient, the doctor realizes whats wrong with the man.

The doctor grabs his hand and says, "Sir, you have a broken finger."

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