When I was younger, I was given the decision to either be really popular or have a good memory

When I was younger, I was given the decision to either be really popular or have a good memory.

To be honest, I forgot which one I chose.

At birth i had two important decisions to make... either i could have extremely great memory, or a really huge penis. Unfortunately, I forgot which one i chose.

Why I Chose my Internet Provider.

I chose Cox. At least they are honest about who they are.

Guy chose a crossbow instead of bow.

It was a bolt decision.

women tend to make bad decisions when they're around me...

if they chose me instead it would be the best decision of their lives!

If everyone had the memory of a goldfish.

I forgot where I was going with this.....

What do you call a monster that eats memories.

I forgot