Two women sit on a porch in plantation times:

Two women sit on a porch in plantation times:.

One is the daughter of a rich plantation owner and the other is the daughter of an average middle class southerner. The rich daughter loves to brag so naturally she looks over at the middle class daughter and says "My daddy just got me this pretty dress, see all these intricate frills?" the middle c... read more

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Two women sit on a porch in plantation times:.

Two women sit on a porch in plantation times:.

lass daughter looks at the dress and says, "Well that's nice." in a cordial tone.

The rich daughter begins to get annoyed that she isn't impressed like most other girls in the town so she continues. "The other day my daddy also got me a $500 stallion mare straight in from texas!" The middle class daughter, still unphased looks at her with a warm smile and says "Well that's nice." The rich daughter is furious by this point, and she decides one more time to try to impress her.

"Well my daddy also got me a whole set of gold and ruby jewelery just to see me happy!" Again the middle class daughter just says "Well that's nice."

Not being able to stand it anymore and guessing the middle class daughter must have something better, she asks "Well what did your daddy get you?!"

With a warm and inviting smile the middle class daughter looks directly into the rich girl's eyes and says "my daddy sent me to charm school" "Oh really? What's so great about that?" says the rich girl. The middle class girl not wavering in her civility says "In charm school they teach you to say "Well that's nice" instead of "fuck you!"

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Here's a Gaelic joke translated...

Here's a Gaelic joke translated...

3 vampires are in a restaurant: rich, middle class, and poor. They asked for a menu, and later on told the waiter that they're ready to order.

Waiter: What can I get for you?

Rich Vampire: Fresh blood please.

Middle Class Vampire: Blood pudding please.

Poor Vampire: Erm.. just give me cup of hot water. I found a tampon on the way here...

I'll just have tea.

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