Bitch: Your so ugly!

Bitch: Your so ugly!

Me: look mate , you wear too much make up, you look like you've been gang banged by crayola!

What do you call a bunch of ugly people in a flying car having an orgy because they feel sorry for each other?.

A shitty pity gang bang

Banging an ugly woman....

Banging an ugly woman is a lot like skydiving. It's a great time, as long as you don't look down.

What makes9/10 people happy?.

Gang bang

What's the incest equivalent of a gang bang?.

A fam bam.

What do you call an islamic crime syndicate?.

A gang bang

Girl: * stares at me for 30 seconds

Me: What you looking at ?

Girl: IDK, something ugly.

Me: BITCH i ain't no mirror.