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A married couple decide to go to a nude beach for their honeymoon. As they are laying out enjoying the sun a bee flies right up between the wife’s legs. The husband rushes her to the hospital. He explains to the doctor that his wife is allergic to bees and begs him to help. S... read more
Read MoreA woman walks down the street.
A woman walks down the street.
At the corner of the street is a three story white house with a large porch. A parrot sits in a cage on the porch by the screen door. As the woman reaches the corner, she hears from the cage the parrot squawk "You're fat and you're ugly." The woman thinks nothing of it at first but again the... read more
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