A salesman enters the porch and knocks on the farmhouse door..

A salesman enters the porch and knocks on the farmhouse door...

... Little Timmy answers the door by sliding it slowly open, inspecting the salesman standing tall with his briefcase.- hello there kiddo, may I speak to your father? The man asked little Timmy.Timmy swiftly replies before cleaning his running nose with his sleeve. "sorry my dad got... read more

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A traveling salesman knocked on the door of a farmhouse..

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Little Johnny opens up, holding a half empty bottle of whisky and a lit cigar. The salesman says, "hey kid, are your mom and dad home?"Johnny takes a swig of whisky and a puff of the cigar, and answers, "What the fuck do you think"?

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