A nearly dead baby is like building a new porch

A nearly dead baby is like building a new porch.

To finish it off it needs a good railing

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Winter was nearly here and lazy Bear hadn't yet bothered to build a den...

Winter was nearly here and lazy Bear hadn't yet bothered to build a den...

Winter was nearly here and lazy Bear hadn't yet bothered to build a den. While searching for a home he stumbled upon Fox putting the finishing touches on his. "Well well! This looks cozy, thanks for building me my new home Fox, now scram!" "B-b-but, that's not fair! I've spent weeks on this thing, y... read more

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?.

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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To whoever keeps stealing the stairs to my front porch:.

To whoever keeps stealing the stairs to my front porch:.

I will find you; steps are being taken. If you ever show up here again, you will get such a railing.

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I was finishing an apple and I nearly chipped a tooth on it.

I was finishing an apple and I nearly chipped a tooth on it.

It was pretty hardcore.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in a barrel?.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in a barrel?.

1 dead baby in 10 barrels.

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Why are buildings called buildings if they're finished?

Why are buildings called buildings if they're finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

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