A nearly dead baby is like building a new porch

A nearly dead baby is like building a new porch.

To finish it off it needs a good railing

Winter was nearly here and lazy Bear hadn't yet bothered to build a den...

Winter was nearly here and lazy Bear hadn't yet bothered to build a den. While searching for a home he stumbled upon Fox putting the finishing touches on his. "Well well! This looks cozy, thanks for building me my new home Fox, now scram!" "B-b-but, that's not fair! I've spent weeks on this thing, y... read more

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?.

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

To whoever keeps stealing the stairs to my front porch:.

I will find you; steps are being taken. If you ever show up here again, you will get such a railing.

I was finishing an apple and I nearly chipped a tooth on it.

It was pretty hardcore.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in a barrel?.

1 dead baby in 10 barrels.

Why are buildings called buildings if they're finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?